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Tuesday, March 08, 2016

Calling on Mel Brooks to save the 2016 US presidential primaries!

Republican primaries 2016, certainly seem like they're made for a Mel Brooks comedy series, or maybe the subject of the creative writer's next big movie. 

Indeed, America needs a "Springtime for Hitler and Germany" rendition of a theme song for the Donald Trump and Senator Ted Cruz (aka "Cruz-to-loose) presidential primary campaigns. It's possible the song's cutting lyrics can be adapted to fit any right wing politician. "Goose step's the new step today....".  
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Cheers! It's Springtime for Trumpy and You and Meeeee, Corona for me, Modelo for you...

The Producers
Springtime for Trumpy....and You and Meeeee
CHORUS:
Homeland having trouble  ...racists fumble, start to tumble.
(Chorus:  Peope said the US was in trouble)
What a sad, sad story
Need a new leader to restore
Its former white glory
Where, oh, where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around and then we found
The man for you and me
TENOR STORMTROOPER:
And now it's...
Springtime for Trumpy and You and meeee....
Homeland is happy and gay!
We're marching to a faster pace
Look out, here comes the master race!
Springtime for Trumpy and You and meeee.....
Trumpland's a fine land, for white wannabeees!
Springtime for Trumpy and You and meeeee
Watch out, Europe
We're going on tour!
Springtime for Trumpty and You and meeeee...
CHORUS:
Look, it's springtime
TENOR STORMTROOPER:
Winter for Muslims and Mexico
CHORUS AND STORMTROOPER:
Springtime for Trumpy and You and meeeee!
CHORUS:
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
STORMTROOPER:
Come on, Trumpers...!!!
Go into your dance!
STORMTROOPER "Trump-Trump":
My family was born in Deutschland, 
that's why they call me Drumpf
STORMTROOPER "MEL":
Don't be stupid, Trumpies, come and join the Racist party!
ULLA:
The Drumpf is coming, the Drumpf is coming, the Drumpf is coming!
STORMTROOPER #1:
Hands up for Trump!
STORMTROOPER #2:
Heil hands for Trump!
TENOR STORMTROOPER:
Hands measured free, for Trump!
Springtime for Trumpee and You and meeeee
ALL:
Hands up for Trump!
ROGER:
Hands held Heil for Trump
Trump's hands
Are made for .....historeeee....
He's out to change our boundarieeeees
Hands measured free,
Raise your hand
Because, there's no greater
Hands on any Dictator in the land!
He'll make our nation the great envy of every Klan.
CHORUS:
Yes, he can.....!
ROGER:
If you're looking for a wall, here's a tower or two!
Hands raised higher,
Corona for me and Modelo for you.
CHORUS:
Hands with limes!
ROGER:
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Racist stand and cheer
CHORUS:
Hooray!
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Racist...
ROGER:
Heil hands!
CHORUS:
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Racist...
ROGER:
Heil hands!
CHORUS:
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Racist...
ROGER:
...hands high, stand and cheer!
THE HEIL-LOs:
Trumpy caused a furor!
He's even got Putin as a friend!
You gotta love that wacky Trump...!
Trump caused a furor
They can't say "no" to his enormous hands,
They're freaking out in foreign lands
He's got the whole world in his hands
Trumpy caused a furor!
ROGER:
I once had a Republican swager,
No one more obscurer,
Got a phone call from the Trumpsters,
Told me I'd been Trumpstered,
Homeland security
What, oh, what to do?
Hitched up my pants
And checked out my hands,
Now I'm Trumplican converted and smiling through!
It ain't no myst'ry, if it's politics or hist'ry
The thing you gotta know is
Ev'rything is show biz
Hands held high in beauty!
Watch my reality,
I'm the PT Barnham,
Dontcha' know
We are crossing borders
The new world order is here
Make a great big smile
Ev'ryone hands high to me
Wonderful me!
And now it's...
CHORUS:
Springtime for Trumpy and You and meeee
Goose-step's the new step today!
America will be great again, all white will rise again,
Goose-step's the new step today!
Thank you Mr. Mel Brooks, if only the Trumponian Trumplicans were as funny as your creative lyrics. Sadly, they are not.

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