Antisemitism fell flat on Duke University graduation thanks to uplifting Seinlanguage

Echo broken clock essay!  I seldom echo the New York Post but, in my opinion, this report by Kirsten Fleming is spot on. 

Jerry Seinfeld actually had a great message for Duke University graduation protesters — too bad they missed it ❗

In the bizarro world of 2024, college commencements — at least the ones that haven’t been canceled — Jerry Seinfeld, a man who riffs on breakfast cereal and Superman, is too controversial for some thin-skinned graduates of Duke University, in Durham North Carolina.

Maine Writer - IMO flagrant antisemitism and Jerry Seinfeld handled the moment with professional style.

On Sunday, a small group walked out, screaming, “Free Palestine,” as the comedian was introduced as commencement speaker.

Why? We’re left with only one conclusion: because Seinfeld, 70, is Jewish and — gasp — visited Israel to meet with families of victims taken hostage by Hamas on October 7th.

Seinfeld is zealously apolitical in his stand-up.

He didn’t jog onto the stage wearing an Israeli flag draped around his shoulders or use “Hatikvah,“ the country’s national anthem, as his walk-up music.

He wasn’t there to act as a proxy for Netanyahu, or to deliver a blistering defense of Zionism or an argument against divestment.

Nonetheless, some 30 or students couldn’t stand to hear an American Jew deliver a commencement address. And thought they’d really make a statement by being disruptive (thereby collectively usurping hoops villain Christian Laettner as the most detested Duke graduate of all time).

But an encouraging thing happened: The sensible crowd booed the protestors and chanted “Jer-ry! Jer-ry!” as he received an honorary degree and delivered universal pearls of wisdom in his native tongue of Seinlanguage😃.

He poked fun at AI and he praised bees. More importantly, he urged the young graduates to laugh and joke, including at stuff that might be too hot for HR or your uptight identitarian friends.

“The slightly uncomfortable feeling of awkward humor is OK. It’s not something you need to fix,” Seinfeld told the crowd.

Hooray for irreverence❗

“Humor is the most powerful, most survival essential quality you will ever have or need to navigate through the human experience,” he said.

For a man who created a show about nothing, Seinfeld gave a speech about a lot of meaningful principles.

Too bad the most self-serious members of the audience walked out before they could hear his advice.

They and their comrades — LARPing as social justice warlords in North Face tents — are absurdity in action.

At Princeton, protesters participated in hunger strike relays, passing the baton to the next heat of performative fasters. At Columbia, they ripped up their diplomas on stage. Across the nation, they’re boldly wearing N95 masks while assuming the identity of revolutionaries.

In a simpler era, this level of farce could have been fodder for his sitcom. It’s downright “Seinfeld”ian.

The comedian, who is reportedly a billionaire, also took on the thorny issue of privilege, a concept that intersectionalists have decided is an original sin. White privilege, rich privilege, cis privilege, yada yada yada.

“I would like to take a moment to defend it … I say, use your privilege,” Seinfeld added.

To applause, he dropped this blistering truth: “My point is, we are embarrassed about things we should be proud of and proud of things we should be embarrassed about.”

Broken clock award to journalist Kirsten Fleming for being right at least once a day!

Broken clock award here for author Kirsten Fleming: Indeed, imagine the privilege of having Seinfeld as your commencement speaker — but, because of his faith and not being a 100% match on your ideological bingo card, he must be rejected, jeered and interrupted.

Purity tests are not your friend in the real world.

Oh, the places you will not go. The walk-out approach will not bode well for future employment — an endeavor that, many times, requires people to work alongside and meet team goals with people who see the world differently.

This group of would-be agitators also lost a chance to witness a great American creative take the time to both uplift and gently humble them. He offered a vision of shared humanity forged through drollery- whimisically amusing.

To quote the man’s sitcom alter ego: “That’s a shame.”