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Monday, May 21, 2018

Fact checking Donald Trump's windmills and dragons

This particular Andy Borowitz satire report only required a small updating, because the premise becomes more evident every day. Sarah Huckabee Sanders is now the leader of lies.

Donald Trump began his henious misinformation delusions with the wrong minded obsession about President Barack Obama's birth certificate.  In fact, Donald Trump is fixated on destroying the legitimate leadership of President Barack Obama and he'll invent any facts he conjures up in his nightmarish dreams and fantasies to make American lives miserable, while trying to prove that windmills are dragons. 
Donald Trump is obsessed with creating false news, like he's inventing "windmills and dragons"; but he'll never prove, not  even one, of his conjured up lies, because they're all delusions.

Satire from The Borowitz Report

Trump Creates Ten Million Jobs for Fact Checkers

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In less than a week as President, Donald J. Trump has created ten million jobs for fact checkers, the Department of Labor has confirmed.

Harland Dorrinson, the executive director of HonestyWatch, a Minnesota-based fact-checking organization, called the pace of hiring in the fact-checking industry since Trump’s Inauguration “blistering.”

“The nation’s supply of fact checkers is being stretched to the breaking point,” he said. “There are not enough fact checkers to keep up with the exponential growth in alternative facts.”

Dorrinson said that he expects hiring in the fact-checking sector to remain robust for the next four years, outpacing employment in manufacturing, agriculture, and technology.

“With Trump in the White House, recent college graduates are flocking to careers in fact checking,” he said. “There’s guaranteed job security, and you basically just have to Google stuff.”

In her daily press briefing, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the White House press spokesman, touted the surging employment for fact checkers but said that the actual number of jobs created was closer to ten billion.

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