Land Fills of American United! Let's name them all after Donald Trump! Creative idea from Wisconsin should go viral!

Echo opinion letter published in CapTimes, in Madison, Wisconsin:

Dear Editor- We are failing Donald Trump. Although he is a shy human being, reluctant to generate publicity about himself, he has expressed a desire to add his name to public institutions. The Kennedy Center. Dulles Airport. He has expressed a thoughtful wish to have them named after him.

Dane County, Wisconsin, so far, is failing in its naming duty. 

We should rise to the occasion. Right now, a local site has a dull and uninspiring name: The Dane County Landfill. How boring. How jejune. By acclamation, the site should be renamed the Donald Trump Landfill. Sure, there is a chance small-minded people may call it the Trump Dump. So petty of them.🤣

If, for some obscure reason, our president objects to the naming of the landfill and sues the county for his traditional $10 billion, substitute names can replace our original request: The Donald J. Throw Away, The Orange Cheeto Trash Seato. (Can we suggest a Name That Trump Trash Site Contest❓)

It may be that other municipalities have sites for which a name change would be appropriate. Most towns have trash repositories, rendering plants or automobile cemeteries.

Dare to dream.

From Eric Schulenburg in Madison, Wisconsin