Jobs site for unemployed Republican governors- Walker and LePage

This opinion letter was published in the Kenosha News, a Wisconsin newspaper.  The premise of this opinion is excellent; so I'm thinking to compose a similar letter to apply to outgoing Maine governor Paul Lepage.

Job recommendation for the Wisconsin lame duck Governor Walker: "Seek appointment in Trump’s cabinet. (Oops, Trump doesn’t like “losers.”)"

How ironic that Wisconsin's self professed “education governor” got beat by a school teacher. 

Wisconsin Trump loyalists must be cringing. As Wisconsin's lame duck governor Walker ponders his future, here are a few job suggestions for his potential employment:

1. Return to Marquette University, finish his degree, improve his job marketability skills, and quit being a “fake alumnus.”

2. Enroll in Trump University.

3. Seek appointment in Trump’s cabinet. (Oops, Trump doesn’t like “losers.”)

4. Assembly line worker in Ivanka Trump’s foreign factory.

5. Staff security guard shack for Uline Corp (at the company's expansion site).

6. Shoe shine attendant and valet for the Koch brothers.

7. Crying towel salesman for the Wisconsin Republican Party.

8. Maintenance worker for the Foxconn housing village.

9. Ron Johnson re-election campaign director.

(MaineWriter: What about being a farm worker supervisor for the harvesters in the Kenosha County Wisconsin Farm Bureau?)

Given that Scott Walker has never had a real job that did not provide him with a taxpayer-funded salary, health insurance, pension, limos, airplanes, expense accounts, etc., perhaps he can now avail himself to one of the 250,000 jobs he promised us. Kimberly-Clark is hiring.

Richard A. Bosanko, Bristol, Wisconsin