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Donald Trump's 2025 Christmas list: One HUGE Epstein files eraser |Echo Opinion published in USA Today*

As usual, I've been the very best boy this year. In fact, no boy has been better than me, and I've done more than anyone else on your list, many have told me that.

Through my numerous sources in the White House, of whom I have none, I’ve obtained an exclusive copy of Donald Trump’s letter to Santa Claus and accompanying Christmas wish list. I reprint it here because the holidays die in darkness.

Dear Santa,  As usual, I’ve been the very best boy this year. In fact, no boy has been better than me, and I’ve done more than anyone else on your list, many have told me that.

Whether it’s deporting people from sh-thole countries or bombing suspected drug boats or making sure everyone can say “Merry Christmas” again, everything I’ve done has been good.

EchoEchoActually, everything has been great. Everything I’ve done is great, and I’m great, so I deserve all the things on my list this year, and if I don’t get them, I have to tell you, Santa, you’re not going to like what happens. Our warriors in the U.S. military are not afraid of elves, and I’ve been hearing a lot about problems at the North Pole that might need to be fixed with a missile or two, if you know what I I am talking about.

There could also be tariffs. I love tariffs.

That said, here are the things I WILL get for Christmas, to be delivered no later than Christmas morning at the fabulous and successful Mar-a-Lago resort.

Rename the North Pole❓🙄❗


Given all I’ve accomplished in such a short time this year, nobody has ever accomplished more, 🤥 believe I fully deserve more recognition, so I’d like the North Pole to be renamed the Trump Pole, effective immediately. 

Okay, so you can keep the name “Santa Claus,” but I’ll be putting Elon Musk in charge of your workshop, and all children will know their gifts come from the Trump Pole. 

As you know, I’m building the greatest golden ballroom anyone has ever seen on the site of the old and dumb East Wing of the White House. But the other day, I realized there is another wing on the West side of the White House.  I call it “the West Wing,” a name I totally came up with, and nobody had ever heard before. That West Wing can and should be torn down to make room for more ballroom, so I’d like an unbelievably nice second ballroom, preferably with even more gold stuff on it.  

By the way, Santa Claus, I’m almost out of the JD Vance repellent, remember, you brought it to me last year, so I’d definitely like a refill, as that bearded weirdo keeps trying to stand around me while I’m doing amazing things. The stuff that smells like a locker he was once stuffed into seems to work the best to move him away from me‒ it really sends him running. Please make sure the bottle is gold.

While accomplishing more than any president in history🙄 🤥, I’ve been having trouble staying awake during meetings and Oval Office announcements that feature other people speaking. 

Therefore, anything that doesn’t directly involve me being praised for my greatness is BORING, and that means it’s snoozy time. So please get me some of those glasses that have open eyes painted on them.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

*Large numbers of USA Today readers said that Donald Trump gets a pass on too many of the bizarre things he utters, including statements that are provably untrue, like a mathematically impossible 1,000% reduction in prescription drug prices. Other readers said market numbers often cited don't reflect the day-to-day struggle you're feeling to buy groceries and pay bills.